LOST PET
Have you seen my lost pet?
- Friendly and obedient (or wants to be)
- Lost somewhere in the continental United States
- Probably rationalist-adjacent
Are you my lost pet?
Ask a person nearby to help return you to me!
Your cagemates miss you!
REWARD: $500
I'll pay a $500 reward for any person who finds one of my lost pets.
(100% serious)
Contact me and tell me about the lost pet, and I'll pay out after verifying the pet is mine.
(that is, if I enter a relationship with the pet and it lasts for at least 6 months)